"Twingle Bells, Twingle Bells, Twingle all the way!
Old McDon-it is to ride in a one hurse open sleigh, HEY!" (Repeated Indefinitely)
The other day Millie came to me with her little stuffed dog and said, "Look at my puppy--He's so stinking cute!
Today we were driving in the car and Millie was being a little wild. Brandon said, "You sure have a lot of rambunction. Millie replied, "I don't have rambuntion, I have ENERGY!
Millie and I were looking at the picture of Jesus washing his apostle's feet in church, and I asked Millie if she knew what He was doing. She said, "Yes, He is painting their toenails!"
I'm still working on potty training Millie for pee, so I was trying to get her to notice how her body feels when she needs to go, so I told her to ask her body if it needs to go potty. So she obediently said, "Body, do you have any pee in you? It say NO." We still sometimes have her ask her body, and it's usually pretty funny, because she says it loud enough for everyone to hear. The problem is, it always "say NO."
And speaking of bathrooms, public bathrooms are always so funny with Millie, because she is so intensely curious about the people in the next stall. One recent conversation went something like this:
"Who is that?"
"It's a lady."
"What's hers name?"
"I don't know what her name is."
"She has a pretty ring on her toe"
"Yes, it is nice, isn't it?"
"But she has an owie on her feet. I should kiss it better."
"You think so? I'm not so sure that's a good idea"
"Who IS she? I want to see her!"
"We actually don't look at other people when they are in the bathroom."
"Oh. Do we actually leave other people alone in the bathroom?"
"yep."
I can only imagine what the toe ring lady was thinking.
